- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What do you call a black man? A person

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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