- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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