what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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