Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Flowers are colors Love me

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Caramel Boing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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