- Anti Joke

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away