What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

boobs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Face Hunter is scum

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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