- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Shea's sty....

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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