- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Yo mama so fat.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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