I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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