- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Roses are flowers.

non poop

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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