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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

No because your face is really f***** up.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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