- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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