Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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one of the idiot

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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so...um, yeah

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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