- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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