Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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