Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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im saul and i love cock

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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this website even though its hilarious.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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