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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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