Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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