- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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