What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Your face

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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