why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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