- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Women's rights

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

no

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Nuneaton..

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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