Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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