Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

The adventures of Helen Keller:

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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