Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Safe sex MR

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Check out page 4016 :)

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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