- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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