- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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