- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Two women were sitting quietly.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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