- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Connor is homo

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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