My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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no rasist joks

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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