- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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