What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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