Knock knock Whose there? 4

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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