Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Robin, get in the car!

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Your mom.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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