- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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