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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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