Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's two plus two? Window

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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