- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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