A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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