what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

i hate black people

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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