- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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