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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Turkey Balls

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

2 + 2 = fish

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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