- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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