Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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