Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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