- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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