do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Women's Rights

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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