- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

what do fish smoke? sea weed

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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