Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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