Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Who invented apple? God

A Mormon walks into a bar.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

This is sparta No this is patrick

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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