- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

i killed my family

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Gay republicans

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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