What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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what goes boo a sock

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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