Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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