- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

A women left the kitchen.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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