- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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