- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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