What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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