- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

I woke up today

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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