What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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