- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

why was the boy crying he had cancer

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