- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why? Why not?

AIDS.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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