How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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A black student graduated High School

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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