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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Your dads dead. lol

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

This is not funny.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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