Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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penis haha

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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