- Anti Joke

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Wolfjob.

National security?

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.