Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

No, Trinidad.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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