A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

whats funnier than 24? 25

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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