- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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