- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

I'm 4 and what is this?

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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