- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Morning wood.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Knock Know! Come in!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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