A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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sorry got to poo

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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PIED NINNY!

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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