- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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