How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Asians

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

your mom

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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