ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Anti Joke

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