- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What the hell are you doing?

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Caolan and Eamon

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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