what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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andrew wagner

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Your mom

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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