- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Black people having a Job.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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