Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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