- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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