- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

what is the color of a burp burple

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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