- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Invisible Children Foundation.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

j.p. is dumb

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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