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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Dyslexia ruels!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Just found out that it doesn't work.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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