A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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im gay

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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