- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is more worse than death? Death

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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