- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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