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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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